overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon)




(Source: kiss---you)



mclouvin:

When someone ate the food you were saving for later

image



tradleymcball:

making eye contact with a band member during a concert is my favourite thing



exoticharry:

Do one direction know that their tour starts in 3 days

(Source: exoticharry)



poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me: image



crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet



crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young



perseues:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music



bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 



trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u



justintimerblake:

*ANGERLY POUNDS FISTS ON THE TABLE* I JUST WANT AN OVERLY ATTRACTIVE BOY TO THINK IM THE HOTTEST THING ON THIS PLANET




qolx:

omfg her face

(Source: sizvideos)



cuntysupreme:

we lost ellen 1 like = 1 prayer